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If girl's been around a while "Are you shy or something? Because I've been standing here for around ten minutes and you still haven't said Hi to me.

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As you can see. Ok we're broken up then, I'm going to find a woman who can cook…" while she cracks up, talk to another chick, then come back "OK, so you can't cook… well, what else do you have going for you???

You go first, compliment me. Go up to a girl, start walking next to her, and say "Have you ever walked with a more sexy man?

Your day just got a lot better! In rain, walk up next to her and put umbrella over both of you "Here, have some coverage. Hey, I just saved your bad hair day from getting worse, you owe me!

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Give me your number. If she balks or gives attitude-odds are she won't give it to you so quickly-pull the umbrella away from her teasingly "Aww look at you, getting all wet again!

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